Juicy_Tidbits- high-school-wisdom - High School Wisdom

author:Justin "RFS" Bardin

 

         You know, you learn a lot in high school. Unfortunately, most of it doesn't involve any of your classes but the knowledge you learn will aid you in the Dangerous Comedy world, or just make you look like an ass.

LESSON #1 - The Circle Of Life
         One of my buddies, forum user fatman, informed me of some inportant knowledge on the circle of life today: "You know, we're only gonna be humans once. Then we move down and become something lower on the chain, like uh fish, or Bill Cosby."

         Enjoy this life. You don't want to be the creator of 4053058308403 TV Shows and advertise Jell-O.

LESSON #2 - Some Celebrties Will NEVER DIE
         The other head of Radio F, Adam Huerta, had some intersting thoughts on people like Dick Clark, Bob Barker, and Bill Cosby (again?!).

         Among the things talked about was Bill Cosby's thing with advertising Jell-O. I commented, at this age that's all he could probably eat. This started immense laughter.

LESSON #3 - Oprah's Guide
         Adam once again had input on a celebrity, this time Oprah. He was nice enough to share with 7th period her surefire plan for her show:

Guest: "My boyfriend dumped me when he found out I was pregnant!"
Oprah: "Well honey, what you gon do is just eat eat eat and lose some weight to spend time."

         Also commented was how Oprah is slim, fat, slim, fat, slim, fat. I warned if she kept that up then something like metal fatgiue would set in. If you heat, cool, heat, cool, heat, cool metal it'll crack and bust apart. So will Oprah if she keeps this fat/slim business up.

         Hope you've leanred some VALUABLE knowledge here today!

- Justin "RFS" Bardin