Juicy_Tidbits- rfshq-turns2 - RFSHQ Turns 2

author:Justin "RFS" Bardin

 

         Two years ago I met this girl at a party. Her name was GeoCities. She was fiiine, and we hit it up right off the bat. She was a great gal, really. She had it all. She was available, easy to manage, and she wasn't too large either. I mean c'mon, 15MB? She must have been on a Bit-Fast diet or something! We were together for a while, and then we decided we'd have a kid. We named him RFSHQ and believe me, he was one ugly motherfucker as a baby. He was a very different baby. Instead of cry, all he did was make fun of shitty NES games.

         When he started to crawl, he also started to write, and when he started walking? Well, that's when he started making pictures! He's already been using videos to convey his first words! Poor kid lost his biological mother in November 2004 though. GeoCities and I, it just wasn't working out for us really. We got a divorce and a friend of mine introduced me to another chick named HostingPlex. Unfortunately I found out HostingPlex is an alchy and suffers from amnesia and a slight tinge of hypocricy. RFSHQ coped with it. He locked himself in his room for a few days though. He's still got a lot of growing to do... I can only imagine little RFSHQ later in life....



         Well, RFSHQ is 17 now. I suspect he's probably mingling with girls he shouldn't be. I know how all of those "Cute Anime Girls" sites eventually hit puberty and turn into another "XXX Hardcore Manga" site. I even think getting him a pet was a bad idea. You know, how they look so cute when they're just "Kawaii Furry Art Central" but after a while you get tired of 'em when they become... uh, "XXX Hardcore Furry Manga". He's also at that age where he's probably downloading music too. Geez. It also seems like his old friend from childhood "Urban Beats" grew up into "Thug Life Real Niggaz" and has been vandalizing my car.

         Well, at least that's the future. RFSHQ is still a youngin now. But you gotta enjoy these early years while they last, once they're gone... they're gone. Make me proud sonny!

- Justin "RFS" Bardin