Photophile- think-before-eat - Think Before You Eat

author:Justin "RFS" Bardin

 

         When I order food like juicy hamburgers, plump hot dogs with lots of fixins, or nice steaks with A1 sauce I tend to not think about slaugherhouses. I do the same at school. The meat there might not be meat at all, but whatever it is, it probably was killed somewhere along the line. Usually when you eat, you don't have flashes of bloody pictures in your head, since that is incredibly unappetizing unless you are Dracula, then it's considered porno.

         I like to have my fake chicken tenders with lots of salt in peace and in good company. I don't like these god damn emo crybabies shoving PeTA flyers and stickers in my face while I'm eating (or trying to). This was the case last year. Yeah, we have a First Amendment that lets people choose to speak up like this, but for christ's sake have some freaking respect for the people who don't choose to be little fuckwads like you do.

         Nothing pisses me off more than people who dress in black and cry about everything. Now there is. People who dress in black and cry about everything while handing these fucking flyers out. I wish those ass clowns would actually learn what PeTA spends their money on: terrorism and arson. These immature assholes had the nerve to drop some of these off at my lunch table, and myself and Adam wanted none of this. Benito simply said "HEY GET YOUR SHIT OUT OF HERE" while ripping one up into about a hundred pieces and while Adam tore the whole stack up and shouted "BABE THE PIG TASTES GOOD IN THE MORNING!!!".

         Seriously. I don't want to see images of blood and gore when I eat. And these privacy intruding bastards need to learn that. If the punishment wasn't so stiff I would have beat the piss out of one of them. Slaughterhouses are here because humans evolved past the stage of running naked with a stick after a raging buffalo. If you tree hugging hippies can't comprehend that then do us all a favor and have some cyanide candy.

         By the way, if you support PeTA and you are offended by this article, go fuck a horse.

- Justin "RFS" Bardin