The_TXT_Dumpster- movies-part-3 - At The Movies With RFSHQ: Part 3

author:Jason "MATT DAMON!!!" Gleckner

 

         Well, I said it was a two part series, but the second part was so long I had to make it Part 3. This is it, I promise this time, the final installment of At The Movies With RFSHQ. More renamed movies in this fun update! (Favorites in bold!)

The Neverending Story -> "The Hour and A Half Story"
Veggietales -> "That's Not A Cucumber"
The Smurfs -> "Gangbang"
Girls Gone Wild -> "Oh god fap fap fap fap fap"
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure -> "Bill & Ted's Excellent ANAL Adventure"
Flubber -> "Green Bouncy Shit"*
Narnia -> "The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe (From JC Pennies)"
Star Wars -> "Easy Money"
Passion Of The Christ -> "Easy Money"
Lord Of The Rings -> "...Easy Money"
Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? -> "Where the Fuck is that Bitch?"
The Longest Yard -> "Don't Drop the Soap"
Pearl Harbor -> "Never Happened"
Mission To Mars -> "Alien Porno"
Volcano -> "Urbanized Pompeii"
The Wizard -> "90 Minute Nintendo Commercial"
The Day After Tomorrow -> "New Orleans"
Deep Impact -> "New Orleans"
Dante's Peak -> "New Orleans"
Apollo 13 -> "New Orleans"
The Lawnmower Man -> "World's Longest Phone Prank"
Texas Chainsaw Massacre -> "The Ohio Weedeater Mishap"
The Holocaust -> "The LOLLERCAUST"
War of the Worlds -> "Based on a True Story"

* A reference to a 1997 Radio F joke.

         That's about wraps it all up for our movies. Hopefully Hollywood will get a head's up and use our ideas, we could be millionaires!

- Jason "MATT DAMON!!!" Gleckner