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February 21, 2009

I just wanted to say that the forums are back up. so post.

August 17, 2008

This is not really an update, but apparently it has been broken for the last 8 months and no one told me. I have fixed the image rotator.
Thanks to dannyboy for pointing it out.

July 12th, 2008

The second season of BattleBots has come to an end, and now that the dust has settled we've got one final episode this season that recaps all of the action and features hell on Earth in the Lightweight and Heavyweight rumbles.

July 5th, 2008

Season two of BattleBots is coming to a close and we've saved the best for last, the Middleweights (actually I'm lying). Spoiler Alert: If you think Spaz is a shitty robot who won every single round on dumb luck alone do not watch this video.

June 28th, 2008

The Superheavyweight class in this season of BattleBots draws to a close today as Revision Z, Diesector, War Machine, and Atomic Wedgie battle it out with one another to be the last robot standing.

June 21st, 2008

BattleBots season two is coming to an end, and in today's hour-long special episode we have the semifinals and the finals in the Lightweight and Heavyweight divisions. The "best" 4 bots from each class (and I use that lightly since Spaz is still around) are ready to cut down to the final one standing.

June 15th, 2008

Yesterday's BattleBots episode was an hour long (I guess they're trying to get those fights out the door as fast as possible) and needless to say writing this week's BattleBots Update full of voodoo mishaps was a huge pain in the ass *randomly dies*.

June 14th, 2008

Today's episode of BattleBots is an hour long special full of 7 fights featuring all weight classes. Complete Control, Frenzy, Toro, Beta Raptor, and other favorites enter the fray in the road to the finals.

June 8th, 2008

Yesterday's episode of BattleBots was full of all kinds of hazard dancing and abuse. First the Pulverizer rearranged Rammstein's face, the Killsaws altered Evil Fish Tank and Toe Crusher, and the spike strip touched Deadblow in inappropriate places. All this and more in BattleBots Update!

June 7th, 2008

The BattleBots quarterfinals continue on in the Light, Middle, and Super Heavy classes today with three fights full of broken down robots and all sorts of Killsaw dancing and fuckery. Diesector, Toe Crusher, Deadblow, and their opponents are back to try and advance on.

June 1st, 2008

Quarterfinal action is underway in BattleBots with Revision Z, Spaz, and The Master all claiming places in the final four for their weight classes. Now it's time to relive Ronin, Buddy Lee, and Blade Runner's painful last moments in words and humor.

May 31st, 2008

This week on BattleBots we get to see the bright shining face of Buddy Lee Don't Play in the Street come back into the arena (and get bitchslapped by Spaz). The Master, aka "Dong Bot 4000", is back and we also have some Super Heavyweight action.

May 27th, 2008

Have you ever picked up a copy of Nintendo Power? You know the magazine I'm talking about, the official Nintendo one where even the worst games still got a B+ grade at the worst? Yeah, I've got a lot of back issues, a new column, and an axe to grind.

May 25th, 2008

Save for the brutalization of Tazbot by Vlad the Impaler, our most recent episode of BattleBots was full of colorful spinners, sparks, destruction, and a silly robot cat (no not that god awful Mouser Mecha Catbot).

May 24th, 2008

The quarterfinals of BattleBots season two start this week on RFSHQ with one Lightweight fight (featuring Ziggo) and two Heavyweight fights with Vlad the Impaler and Nightmare.

May 20th, 2008

Due to some unseen database problems the RFSHQ forums were down for a while longer than we expected. However, today they go live once more and are back with a brand new skin and all sorts of nice fancy schmancy things. Click the news icon to be taken to the forum thread with the full low-down.

May 18th, 2008

Yesterday's episode of BattleBots wrapped up the preliminary rounds of season 2 when Kegger, Scrap Daddy MW 110, and Subject to Change Without Reason were all sent packing. Sadly we won't be seeing much more of Scrap Daddy this season but at least we've got our memories, and BattleBots Update right?

May 17th, 2008

If I didn't know any better I'd say that today's episode of BattleBots contains only two-wheeled robots, except for the fact that Deadblow is hanging around punching holes in things. (PS: We have Scrap Daddy again.)

May 11th, 2008

Everyone in yesterday's episode of BattleBots died by getting flipped over. Bigger Brother, Super Chiabot, Minion, and Tripulta Raptor all fell victim to not being able to drive upside down or do anything except show off their underbellies to the audience. I avoid the penis jokes in this week's Update.

May 10th, 2008

Today's episode of BattleBots features a couple of quick knock outs, so Comedy Central was nice enough to grace us with four battles instead of three. That means I've got 33% more work for BattleBots Update tomorrow!

May 4th, 2008

Did you see how totally hardcore Scrap Daddy LW 55 took it to the ass from Ziggo? I told you it was worth it, now you get to hear me make all kinds of lame jokes like "they should call it LW 20 after that fight hurf durf".

May 3rd, 2008

Today's BattleBots episode really only has one thing to offer: Ziggo. Ziggo versus the sCRAPtacular Scrap Daddy LW 55. If there was ever a "best of" list in BattleBots fights, this is up there somewhere.

April 27th, 2008

You'd almost think that the fights from the previous episode were rigged in the ego-maniacal United States' favor. Maybe they were, but that's not my call to make. I just make fun of all of the pointless from and commentary from the show, shut up and read this week's BattleBots Update.

April 26th, 2008

Season two of BattleBots continues on with a special "UK vs. USA" episode: Three battles of armored machines from England versus their North American counterparts. So maybe it's not a SPECIAL episode but hey we have Killerhurtz, interested yet?

April 20th, 2008

The first episode of season two was full of crazy robots like Snake and Buddy Lee and No Tolerance. I think everyone's just gone fucking crazy if you want my honest opinion on BattleBots. Mercifully next week's episode isn't an hour long special. Enjoy the Update.

April 19th, 2008

BattleBots season two "officially" starts this weekend on RFSHQ! Last week's episode was a special promo, but this time around we've got this insane hour long special with SIX fights. Writing BattleBots Update this week is going to be a pain in the ass.

April 13th, 2008

There was only one fight in this week's installment of BattleBots but somehow I managed to make this article the longest one to date. There were plenty of new robots to poke fun at and a lot of new hazards to talk about. Enjoy it, I'm going to go be alone with my birthday cake now.

April 12th, 2008

If you thought season one of BattleBots was full of action wait until you see what the second season has in store. RFSHQ has a special archived copy of the season two "preview" episode full of new robots, new hazards, and... Jay Leno?

April 6th, 2008

RFSHQ made Internet history by presenting BattleBots online for the first time ever. Season one came to a brilliant end with knock outs and upsets galore, and the whole tournament was wrapped up with some spectacular rumbles; now here's what we think.

April 5th, 2008

The finals may be long over, but there is still unfinished business in the realm of BattleBots season one. We have Middleweight and Heavyweight rumbles and a great re-cap episode to bridge us into season two land. Catch the action one more time!

April 1st, 2008

If you missed us on April Fool's (because it wasn't a BattleBots day) then you missed out on a rather silly homepage prank. Goose in all of his curious power of PHP and CSS flipped the entire website upside down. We've got the results saved here in case you missed it.

March 31st, 2008

Perhaps you remember The Dark Channel, one of RFSHQ's last remaining affiliates that closed down a few months ago. The Dark Channel, a Flash loop website, is now re-hosted by RFSHQ under their new name "Poop Loops" (no I don't get it either). They have a new loop every 10 days.

March 30th, 2008

The finals may be over from season one, but the action gets to live on one more time in BattleBots Update. Revisit the carnage the destruction (and maybe even the upsets) and join us next week for more BattleBots action.

March 29th, 2008

This weekend on BattleBots we present the spectacular finals from the Middleweight, Heavyweight, and Superheavyweight classes. This is it, the final two from each remaining class are ready to take it all or go home in pieces.

March 23rd, 2008

The road to the finals came to an end yesterday on BattleBots, with the final three semifinal fights coming to spectacular endings. Next week is finals week (but not in school!) so relive the semi's one more time before it's Zero Hour.

March 22nd, 2008

BattleBots Semifinal action continues with crowd favorites Hazard, Voltarc, Killerhurtz, and DooAll returning to the arena for a shot at their division's finals. We're down the final four in each remaining class, who will go on, and who's going home?

March 16th, 2008

Yesterday's installment of BattleBots showcased some serious wreckage from the semifinals including Deadblow and Minion driving all over their opponents and crushing them to victory. BattleBots Update is up today to do exactly what the name implies.

March 15th, 2008

BattleBots is all new today (if you missed it on TV at least) with Middle, Heavy, and Super Heavyweight quarter/semifinals action. Minion, Vlad The Impaler, and Deadblow all take on the opposition today.

March 9th, 2008

Yesterday's installment of BattleBots was full of insane amounts of damage and a fair share of upsets when Mauler was sent home packing even after they broke enough stuff off of Killerhurtz to turn it into a Lightweight. Fire up the episode one more time, we have an Update column today!

March 8th, 2008

Today's installment of BattleBots season one shows up the return of Mauler, someone we haven't seen since episode one. We've also got appearances from Vlad, Overkill, and Killerhurtz.

March 3rd, 2008

Perhaps the general consensus among RFSHQ community members is that Club Penguin is a crappy kids' game but regardless of the fact it's where I work, and recently a 25 minute long "1 year anniversary" special was produced. Whether you hate the game or don't care, it's a fun bit of social commentary and worth a view.

March 2nd, 2008

Yesterday's episode of BattleBots showcased the debut of the legendary Hazard, although its premiere fight was less than the spectacular shows we are used to seeing from the robot. We also got to see Ginsu, the hellspawn of Home Depot and a monster truck.

March 1st, 2008

With the Lightweight division out of the way, the first season of BattleBots steps up to the heavier classes. Today's episode showcases the debut of the legendary Middleweight Hazard.

February 27th, 2008

Back in 2006 RFS made a thread about the Taco Bell sauce packets with the silly random phrases on the back. The community came up with a few funny ones of their own, and of course goose being goose he made a script to automate the process. The script was lost with the server move... until now.

February 24th, 2008

The Lightweight finals make their encore performance in this week's BattleBots Update. Did you catch the implied sexual humor with Mouser Mecha Catbot's segment? No? Well, we did.

February 23rd, 2008

In today's BattleBots episode we light up the Lightweight finals. Alpha Raptor, Backlash, Das Bot, and Mouser Mecha Catbot are the last four competitors. Who will take home the Giant Nut?

February 20th, 2008

Personally I don't see what's so bad about the Dark Lord. If you ask me, I think he looks like the life of the party in this week's new Flash loop.

February 17th, 2008

If you saw yesterday's BattleBots you can imagine that we were going to point out Deadblow's epic pecker breaking. If you guessed so, congratulations you are correct (are we really that predictable)!

February 16th, 2008

We've got all kinds of carnage planned today in BattleBots. See the debut fight of Deadblow, the return of Pressure Drop, and check out Minion's replacement saw.

February 13th, 2008

With today's new loop we're perpetuating our "make fun of Guitar Hero" joke as well as not letting that noisy Dragonforce band die. By the way, yesterday (the 12th) was AUnet's 2nd birthday. We need a new hobby.

February 12th, 2008

Forums get boring (if you're 12) so to help pass the time when nobody is making an ass of themselves ss_toast and goose have set up a fancy little band/album generator. Check it out for more info and how it all works.

February 11th, 2008

After a few weeks of digging and collecting treasure, we are proud to present the initial version of the "RFS Quote Generator", a generator that does exactly what the name implies. This flavor of generator contains quotes from the Club Penguin Forums.

February 10th, 2008

We hope you enjoyed our sixth episode of BattleBots season one yesterday. As you can see, the crowd favorites didn't win any of their fights so to sum it all up we've repackaged the action in our Update column "Crowd Favorites Never Win".

February 9th, 2008

Today's episode of BattleBots is just full of crowd favorites. We've got the Heavyweight champion Biohazard, the Superheavyweight stomper Mechadon, and the colorful Lightweight Tentomushi. Spoiler alert, none of them win. Go figure.

February 6th, 2008

For some reason none of us here at RFSHQ can escape our past; wherever we go it comes back to haunt us - usually in the form of awful Vault articles. Today's is different, it's a Pokemon Flash loop. Admit it, you did it too.

February 3rd, 2007

We don't have any Super Sunday plans here on RFSHQ, and we hope that yours won't interrupt your regular weekend program viewing schedule here, don't make us feel lonely. Today's BattleBots Update covers the Lightweight rumble and other stuff from Episode 105.

February 2nd, 2007

We've got a special treat in this weekend's episode of BattleBots. Perhaps it's the Superheavyweight bashfest between DooAll and SLAM? Or maybe the dance of death with Biohazard and Mjollnir. No, it's the Lightweight Rumble!

January 30th, 2008

Before Michael Richards hated black people he played the legendary role of Stanley Spadowski the Janitor in Weird Al's movie "UHF". We've covered it before on AUnet and we're doing it again.

January 27th, 2008

This weekend's BattleBots Update is full of wonderful things like mispronunciations and other literary devices used in place of television commentary. We also have knock outs. Lots of knock outs. (And cardboard dragons.)

January 26th, 2008

In today's BattleBots "re-premiere" we've got three fights and three brutal knock outs starring some of your favorite robots including Backlash, Blade Runner, and Diesector.

January 23rd, 2008

I guess there's something about trippy hallucination/brainwashing GIFs and music that just make great Flash loops. Please allow me to introduce Yoshi and, as Max Headroom says, The Ar-ar-ar-art of Noise.

January 22nd, 2008

We're really opening the "vault" so to speak this time, but not in a "pre-RFSHQ" sense. Today's update is a feature length film; no, we didn't make it. It's a redub of a Bruce Lee movie ala Mystery Science Theater. Check the forums for more information.

January 21st, 2008

With the "initial success" of their first CD, RFS and kickedsomeass set out to create a second album right away (in all honesty they mixed enough tracks for a double release).

January 20th, 2008

Yesterday's BattleBots had a number of events that were literally walking punchlines. Luckily for you RFSHQ is here to connect the rather easy dots and offer them up in today's BattleBots Update.

January 19th, 2008

It's the weekend and that means another episode of BattleBots premiers on RFSHQ. This week we've got battles in the Light, Middle, and Heavyweight divisions - the Middleweight fight featuring the stomperbot Pressure Drop.

January 16th, 2008

Words cannot describe how I feel about this week's new Flash loop. Well, one word can: "scared". (Don't worry, just relax!)

January 14th, 2008

Update: there is a database issue and floops will temporarily be down, sorry Floops is a project that has been casually worked on for a few months and is now ready to be launched as a public beta. Users can upload a GIF and a sound file into Floops and the result is a Flash loop that you can show to your friends. Try it out!

January 13th, 2008

Relive the action of yesterday's BattleBots (while laughing) with its follow-up Update column. Sure we had three winners yesterday but how well do they fare against WORDS?

January 12th, 2008

Last week RFSHQ made Internet history by being the first to bring a full episode of BattleBots online. This week we're continuing on with the next episode. Check it out as Voltarc, Bender, Killerhurtz, Knome II, Minion, and Gray Matter battle it out!

January 10th, 2008

Early 2001 marked a place in Radio F history when the group actually attempted something "radio-like", creating music. Originally released and sold under the name "On", you can now nab the album for free here on RFSHQ!

January 9th, 2008

Did you miss the Flash loops in our downtime? No? Yeah, that was expected. Well since we're back in action again and it's Wednesday... here's the obligatory Flash loop, starring Michael Cera.

January 6th, 2008

The very first episode of BattleBots showed up yesterday and right behind the video comes the first installment of BattleBots Update. Check it out for a second look at the fights and robots.

January 5th, 2008

It is time. After an ungodly long period of planning, editing, and playing tag through snail mail BattleBots is ready to see the light of day once more. We're kicking off the series from ground zero: episode one, season one.

December 25th, 2007

RFSHQ.com would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and your families. We apologize for the lack of content (even crappy flash loops) and we look to continue normally once again in 2008. We hope to see you there!

December 5th, 2007

In short, the Ultimate Fighting Championship is where men go to have an excuse to act like they have huge balls -- until someone kicks them there and then repeatedly has his face assaulted by someone else's appendages. We hope this new loop summarizes it well.

December 1st, 2007

People worry about things like heart attacks and car accidents killing them in the long run. In reality there is a 100% chance that the object of your demise will be manufactured in China. Reading this article may very well deter your death and prolong your life.

November 29th, 2007

After being held under wraps for well over three years, RFSHQ's most ambitious project is now underway: a complete online listing of the BattleBots television series. Every episode. Every season. Catch the Voltarc vs Bender teaser video NOW.

November 28th, 2007

The film "300" spawned numerous Leonidas memes on the Internet. Staff writer MATT DAMON!!! even has a mask of the guy... but today's loop is all about how Leonidas finds the power to just go on... and on... and on (in bed).

November 27th, 2007

Today's site update is not a content update but actually an update to the Staff page since it was insanely out of date. The links to everyone's pages do not work yet but right now I've got pictures of 23 out of 24 RFSHQ staff writers/moderators, so if you'd like to see who makes all this possible now you can!

November 26th, 2007

Using the help of Wikipedia, Levon has created a fantastic cartoon for us all where forum personality Vital Viper gives a tell-all lecture on the fantastic fruit "banana".

November 22nd, 2007

Garry's Mod for Half Life 2 is one of those sandbox-type programs that lets you build stuff and blow it up (or hang G-Man from trees). Recently users have been gettin' their BattleBots on in "Garry's Bots", and we've got pics and stats of the robots here.

November 21st, 2007

Thanksgiving is this week, so in honor of the grand celebration of Americans overeating (more than they do on any normal day at least) I present to you a choice 100% Grade-A USDA approved prime cut GIF from the movie Dodgeball.

November 17th, 2007

Levon has packed up a special cartoon today featuring yours truly taking a walk. Straight into traffic. Check out the only cartoon to date where RFS runs himself over (with Gary Coleman).

November 15th, 2007

Fancy hotels, computer generated vocals, bizarre music sequences, and Flash loops. It must mean that Levon Toons launches on RFSHQ today! Check out the first installment in the series with "Mr. Levon's Holiday".

November 14th, 2007

Guitar Hero is all the rage these days and I really REALLY wish I knew why. It's like DDR for people who are even more unathletic but still want to look cool. Hear me now, you're playing a glorified air guitar, chump.

November 13th, 2007

Pixel art is great fun, so what started out as a fun MSN Messenger side project eventually became an interactive pixel art construction tool on the RFSHQ forums. Check out squirrel007's "Colorblocks" and the community's creations.

November 9th, 2007

People make stupid inventions and machines that warrant even stupider warning and danger signs. Thankfully someone has successfully capitalized on this need for dumb signs and created a generator that the forums quickly jumped on.

November 7th, 2007

Happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountaintops and waterfalls of caramel. Prancing nougat in the meadows sing a song of satisfaction to the world. The world.

November 2nd, 2007

Recovered from the annals of the Internet, a set of Sonic the Hedgehog screenshot edits has made its way into The Vault. Much like the "Dream Matches" article, these images were a Twilight Foundry production made in 2002.

November 1st, 2007

Have you checked out Free Rider yet? It's actually a pretty sweet motorcycle game where you can build your own tracks. Interested? Check out the yellow tab up top that says "F. Rider". In the meantime, this article is all about awesome user-made tracks!

October 31st, 2007

Today's Halloween and Awesome Video Games has a great multipart Halloween special that's all about trick or treating! Head on over to the AVG Season 2 page for a six part update, I'm sure this is better than a stupid Wednesday Flash loop too.

October 30th, 2007

Awesome Video Games presents a second installment of HAUNTED video games for all of you ghouls and ghostettes to enjoy this Halloween season. Get into the scary mood with Ghouls N Ghosts, Maniac Mansion, and... Baseball?

October 29th, 2007

Awesome Video Games is getting ready for their "Halloween Special"! Join us this haunted holiday season for an AVG mini-series about spooky NES classics!

October 28th, 2007

There's a new show on the horizon here at RFSHQ. "Let's Play!" is a series in the works that's about video game walkthroughs and commentary. Check out the forums to see the pilot teaser video and let us know what you think!

October 24th, 2007

Here at RFSHQ we use every excuse available to whore out the music of Aphex Twin. No really. It's a spaztic bunny doll from Hell, and it wants to eat your soul.

October 21st, 2007

Energizing Energy Drinks was one of the highest rated/viewed series of articles on the site, so today we present an encore performance; Part IV of the... quadrilogy? Is that even a word?

October 20th, 2007

Perhaps it's not a new subject, the fact that Mexican food will probably give you intestinal distress, but let me ask you something else: Are diarrhea jokes funny? Yes. Yes they are. I ate a Taco Bueno... and I shouldn't have.

October 18th, 2007

The fifth installment of the Awesome Video Games Gyromite special, R.O.B. decides that his awesomeness surpasses that of the original cast and takes it upon himself to assume command over the show.

October 17th, 2007

AUnet should be the place where old RFSHQ memes go to die, instead I just make them live longer. It's a horrible thing really. This week's new loop takes a look at iKitty, a specimen from a PeTA shock video. Leave it to Texas Tech to bolt an I/O port to a cat. Why? WHY NOT.

October 11th, 2007

Awesome Video Games' Gyromite special continues forward with their fourth installment about their insane murderous Robotic Operating Buddy. Will they just smash him already or something?

October 10th, 2007

Old video games are awesome. Kirby is awesome. Those insane wheel enemies that charge at you like a raging bull? Not awesome, and I'm sure the guy in our next loop would agree.

October 8th, 2007

Wal-Mart's the place to be... if you'd like to experience the lowest of the low in terms of American society. Either way, we managed to get our hands on a nice list of employee security codes from Wal-Mart, definitely worth taking a peek at.

October 6th, 2007

Very rarely does a television corporation screw up, even rarer do they screw up in such a manner that's noticeable to the average viewer. Someone spilled coffee on the computers and Cartoon Network had a ten minute seizure.

October 5th, 2007

A long time ago I had an idea for a short story publication, but I never got around to finishing it all up so instead I'll put it online for free. I survived twelve years of school, and in this story you'll find out how I made friends with the detention lady.

October 3rd, 2007

If you're savvy with Flash loop history, you'll catch this week's reference to one of the genre's pioneers. If not, well, then I'll come off as an arrogant asshole who makes fun of the crippled.

September 30th, 2007

Just before RFSHQ crashed and went offline in December 2006 we were in the middle of releasing three packs of "vintage" Radio F Show bumper images that were taken for the show before it was the show you all know today. Here's the final batch of 2002 images.

September 27th, 2007

Awesome Thursdays continue on RFSHQ with the third installment of Awesome Video Games' "Gyromite" series. With ROB in control of the spinning gyros will it be using its manipulative powers for good or evil?

September 26th, 2007

Months ago Vanilla Ice helped sponsor a YouTube contest about tax raps, and his incredibly bizarre mannerisms and facial expressions became an instant forum hit. His genius is revisited in this week's new loop.

September 23rd, 2007

The Nutrisystem Challenge comes to an end with this latest installment, and we've saved the worst (and best) for last. If you're wondering what the hell this news icon is supposed to be, click it and read on. I dare you.

September 20th, 2007

Last week we got a taste of the new Awesome Video Games, and the episode was also a cliffhanger. Find out what ROB can do with Gyromite after he gets passed his murderous tendencies!

September 19th, 2007

I know for AUnet I pass up anime and edited GIFs, but when I came across this one from The Price is Right I couldn't help myself. The price is wrong, bitch.

September 13th, 2007

After an entire summer of production and filming, Far From Subtle Productions' series "Awesome Video Games" is finally ready to launch the second season of their show. Season Two of AVG kicks off with Episode #13: "Gyromite"!

September 12th, 2007

In the middle of us making fun of American tragedies by comparing them to virtual American tragedies, we really should take the time to take a stand against stereotypes. Hopefully this Asian with mad skills can show us the way.

September 11th, 2007

There's a reason why I timed this article to be released on September 11th. Austin Powers - Oh, Behave! can only be described as one of the ultimate crimes against humanity. This "game" is proof that there is no God.

September 9th, 2007

Once upon a time Goose posted a picture of himself on a motorcycle. A day or so after "once upon a time" people began to Photoshop him into various locations and in a matter of days our lovable Administrator had traveled the world and engaged in terrorist activity!

September 7th, 2007

Over a year ago I started another trilogy of crappy food products, this time being the over-advertised Nutrisystem weight loss bullshit. I forgot I had finished the other articles until recently, so today I present to you part two of this series!

September 5th, 2007

"Hi, I'm Kenny Rogers and this is Jackass. This is the Bat Fetcher Trick with my teeth *stupid redneck laughter*."

September 4th, 2007

Robot combat, at one point in time, was a very profitable (and nerdy) fad worldwide. Looking to make a quick buck early on, the BBC decided to create some games featuring the Robot Wars television show. Unfortunately they forgot to hire people with talent.

September 1st, 2007

With Super Smash Bros Brawl right around the corner (read: December), Nintendo is starting to release all of the games that feature the characters on the Wii Virtual Console. What on Earth were they thinking when they made Kid Icarus?

August 29th, 2007

We are eternally thankful that America's Funniest Home Videos sends us all of their rejected video tapes. This gem of a video shows the perils of jumping on an inflatable raft while it's being blown up. Don't worry, it's fake.

August 28th, 2007

Stepped on a rusty nail lately? Not up to date with your shots and immunities? Hopefully this little pamphlet we have assembled will help you learn what to do and where to go.

August 24th, 2007

When it's over, it's over. The final installment in the Radio F trilogy of tapes, the self titled "FUCK RADIO", is re-issued in digital format today. Although this is the end of the "true" classic Radio F content, there is much more Vault stuff to be found later on.

August 22nd, 2007

Yes, I know we accidentally skipped a week in flash loops, that's a mybad. We're back up to speed now. Today's new loop features the Reverend Al Sharpton in what we like to call "Sharpton gets down".

August 18th, 2007

After a short break from poisoning myself with disgusting energy drinks, we are back in action with the final installment of "Energizing Energy Drinks". We're down to the final three, who's gonna be left when it's all over?

August 8th, 2007

I promise this new Flash loop is the last of the TV/movie references for a while. Today's loop poses the question, "House on Haunted Hill: scary thriller, or comedy goldmine?" You be the judge.

August 7th, 2007

There are games, and then there are "educational" games. Most games fall into the subjects of math or reading, but one dares to venture into the realm of science. Nanoscience. Will NanoQuest prove to be a decent learning experience, or is it total NanoGarbage of epic proportions?

August 3rd, 2007

In recent times the super smash hit online game Club Penguin was purchased by the Disney company for $350M. I've been saving up a payload of bizarre and nasty screenshots from the game, and I feel at this time they are brilliantly appropriate.

August 1st, 2007

Saving Private Ryan is one of those movies that every school district seems to have in their collection of videos that only really has about five different titles. After seeing the movie countless times I became intrigued with one particular scene, and by adding some fancy background music I have made it hilarious, check it out.

July 29th, 2007

With The Radio F Show at its finale we have more in store right around the corner. We don't want to spoil too much, but we have put together a trailer of clips to show what we're bringing to the table soon.

July 28th, 2007

In 2004 a project went underway that would remain a staple of RFSHQ for years to come. Fifty episodes and many short clips later "The Radio F Show" finally draws to a close. Episode #50 "The End" premiers today on RFSHQ as the production crew calls it quits to move on to bigger and better projects.

July 26th, 2007

The Radio F Show keeps chugging along with the 49th installment to the series, Household Repair Kit 3000. Can we fix it? Yes we can! And if we can't, we'll damn well try to.

July 25th, 2007

Everybody likes Mythbusters, and I'm pretty certain people like Home Improvement as well. So what happens when you cross the "drive a nail in one hit" myth with something that only Tim Allen could do? A flash loop.

July 20th, 2007

Mysterious forum administrator goose comes out from hiding to unveil his latest weapon of mass Internet destruction. Unfortunately it's just an image rotator, but an easy to use and effective one. Check it out and use it on your forum or website.

July 18th, 2007

Welp, the protesters that had signs and teddy bears and flowers won us over (so did the court) and AUnet's feeding tube was jammed back down its throat. We revived it, kind of like how after all of these years the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have resurfaced yet AGAIN. This is all an elaborate prank to tie two completely unrelated loops together.

July 15th, 2007

Remember back when you used to post on message boards and there were always those guys who claimed they could make their own games? Remember how only like two of them ever did anything past the planning stage? Well today kraZy gets his hands dirty as he toys with "Waddles", boasted as "The fangame of the summer!".

July 12th, 2007

I feel that it is only appropriate that we put out a Harry Potter article with the release of the new (and bad) Harry Potter movie. Many months ago the Jelly Belly company did the equivalent of Jones Soda and produced some horrible flavors of beans to tie into the movie... so we tried some.

July 11th, 2007

Ever wonder what happens to Flash loops when they die? Well... lets find out. Like some kind of maniacal Michael Schiavo, AUnet's life support has been violently ripped out of its throat.

July 7th, 2007

Well, I hope nobody lost any extremities during their 4th of July celebrations. With that aside it's time for something possibly a little more patriotic, license plates with your state on them. Actually not so much the plates, but rather some novelty frames you can make yourself...

July 4th, 2007

Today's an important day in American history. On this day, we declared our independence from Britain and to celebrate, we blew each other's hands off with firecrackers. The Founding Fathers knew how to party. This week's Flash loop continues the legacy of American intelligence.

June 30th, 2007

In 1997 the now mobile FUCK Radio was now under the alias "F Radio" and in that same year produced another cassette tape of jokes and skits much more offensive and suggestive than the first. Taking the spotlight once again after an entire decade of laying dormant, it's the re-issue of 1997's "Adventures & Shit".

June 27th, 2007

The video may be long played out and old, but I can promise you when I made this last year it was new. If for some strange reason you've never seen the Nintendo 64 kid, then you'll like the new Flash loop. Otherwise... pretend I didn't say anything.

June 23rd, 2007

Four new games were added to the arcade. RFS even shows up in one of them. Have fun playing 3D superball, Magicball, Starship legend, and UFO Shootout.

June 22nd, 2007

Have you ever wanted to waste money on overpriced gimmicks? Harriet Carter is an online retailer of such "gifts" and almost a year ago I posted an article that took a look at some of these silly novelties. Today we have five more of these things that are WORSE than the first.

June 20th, 2007

For those of you who are attentive (or just nosy) users of RFSHQ, you may have already seen this week's "new" flash loop parked at a domain we've owned for a while now. If not, well then get ready to see Happy Feet summarized in about ten seconds worth of audio.

June 19th, 2007

Everyone loves ball pits which is why we added one to the RFSHQ Forums. The "Forum Ball Pit" is the final resting place of the best and funniest threads that have ever graced the website. To celebrate the new archival forum, we have compiled an article full of the "best of the best".

June 16th, 2007

Once upon a time I worked for GameStop. As with all jobs I had to fill out an application with the store. Well, the application was rather odd to say the least so years down the road I felt compelled to sneak into the store, steal my application file, and post it on RFSHQ.

June 13th, 2007

Wednesday means Flash loop day. This week's new loop is more mellow, not as loud as the previous few. Honestly I just wanted an excuse to play music from Donkey Kong 2, you'll understand what I mean once you pop this week's loop in.

June 11th, 2007

In 1995, a white light shined down on two aspiring comedians and in this light a solitary cassette tape descended from the Heavens. Knowing what their mission was, the two set out to fill the tape with their jokes and humor to distribute to their friends. This is FUCK Radio.

June 8th, 2007

Previously on RFSHQ we reviewed three energy drinks in a tantalizing article named "Energizing Energy Drinks". Three more drinks are ready to meet the likes of RFS and GRAVE DIGGER RULES in the cleverly titled "Energizing Energy Drinks: Part 2".

June 6th, 2007

Back in the early 00's BattleBots dominated televisions nationwide. This week's new Flash loop relives one of the greatest hits of the series to the notes of the theme song. Nightmare versus Slam Job is heading your way.

June 3rd, 2007

Back in 1999 - 2002, BattleBots was a killer television show. Remember all of those designs you thought about and drew on paper? We do too. Unfortunately not all of them are great designs, and we have the story of the WORST BattleBot design. Ever.

May 31st, 2007

RFSHQ many not be Club Penguin's #1 fansite but we are fans of originality and you can't be more unique than TAS 1000, a Canadian band that created music and used vocals comprised entirely of answering machine messages. After being featured in Club Penguin, TAS 1000 is no more and since they're no longer selling their album, you can pick it up here!

May 30th, 2007

Is it Wednesday already? This week's new Flash loop is for all of the Dead Rising fans. Sure, it's real video and not game footage, but I think it's what anyone would want to do to those annoying survivors, and Otis.

May 29th, 2007

After dropping from the site in 2004, Code: BS returns but with a limited release of only the original 5 "test videos". Feel free to watch them but if you would like to see more (Shoe Films has 4 years worth!) send an email to shoehedgie(AT)gmail.com and say you want the series to come back to RFSHQ! We also have a Code: BS forum section to show support in.

May 28th, 2007

Some of you may have forgotten by now, but Season Five of The Radio F Show isn't quite over yet. Although the videos may be marked "2006", they're still new to you! Matthew Dominguez dons the role of a hungry black man chasing a mobile KFC bucket in "Chicken Crisis", the 48th episode of the Show.

May 27th, 2007

Visitors of the RFSHQ forums may have noticed a forum sitting among the gaming places for a Nintendo 64 tournament. Rather than keep you waiting while the admins are busy with the site, we appointed forum VIP mean2u to call the shots. Spots are open for Super Smash Bros., but they're limited so get them while they're hot!

May 25th, 2007

Been wondering what Awesome Video Games is? If you haven't been by FFSTV.com yet, then you can check 'em out here. They may be old, but episodes 1 - 12 of Awesome Video Games have been added to the RFSHQ content database. When new episodes debut in the future you can catch 'em here and of course at their home at FFSTV.com.

May 23rd, 2007

Today's new Flash loop has the perfect blend of P.O.D., basketball, and people in wheelchairs. And you thought extreme sports were only for those who could walk.

May 21st, 2007

Ever been shopping for energy drinks and found yourself lost in a forest of crazy can graphics and bizarre ingredients? Allow RFSHQ to pull you up and out of the vortex of death with our first installment of Energizing Energy Drinks, an article where I drink all kinds of nasty crap and tell you that it is indeed "nasty crap".

May 17th, 2007

Why anyone would want to hack and cheat in a game meant for elementary school students is beyond me, but for some reason hackers exist in the game Club Penguin. We decided it would be funny to mess with a wannabe hacker and make him jump through some hoops via an "automated" hacking robot though AOL Messenger. We'll let you figure out the rest of the story.

May 13th, 2007

The Game Graveyard is alive (with zombies) with activity these days on RFSHQ. Up on the cutting board today is not a game persay, but a PC peripheral that can be used with a Nintendo 64 controller to play emulated games. Did I mention that this piece of crap hails from Asia and is riddled with pidgeon English? No? Well that's too bad. Buckle up and enjoy the joyride through hell.

May 11th, 2007

In an effort to make learning fun and interesting for the kiddos, forum admin toAst teamed up with RFS to create some great geometry-inspired bumpers and images. It's too bad everything went downhill when they found out KKK hats look like triangles.

May 9th, 2007

RFSHQ is back online and once again ready to launch the content you all know and love. Today is also RFSHQ's third birthday, and to commemmorate the occassion we have a special NES Review to pay homage to the content section that started the entire site. Bigfoot the monster truck is an awesome machine... Bigfoot the NES game? Not so much.


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February 21, 2009 I just wanted to say that the forums are back up. so post. August 17, 2008 This is not really an update, but apparently it has been broken for the last 8 months and no one told me. I have fixed the image rotator. Thanks to dannyboy for pointing it out. July 12th, 2008 The second season of BattleBots has come to an end, and now that the dust has settled we've got one final episode this season that recaps all of the action and features hell on Earth in the Lightweight and Heavyweight rumbles. July 5th, 2008 Season two of BattleBots is coming to a close and we've saved the best for last, the Middleweights (actually I'm lying). Spoiler Alert: If you think Spaz is a shitty robot who won every single round on dumb luck alone do not watch this video. June 28th, 2008 The Superheavyweight class in this season of BattleBots draws to a close today as Revision Z, Diesector, War Machine, and Atomic Wedgie battle it out with one another to be the last robot standing. June 21st, 2008 BattleBots season two is coming to an end, and in today's hour-long special episode we have the semifinals and the finals in the Lightweight and Heavyweight divisions. The "best" 4 bots from each class (and I use that lightly since Spaz is still around) are ready to cut down to the final one standing. June 15th, 2008 Yesterday's BattleBots episode was an hour long (I guess they're trying to get those fights out the door as fast as possible) and needless to say writing this week's BattleBots Update full of voodoo mishaps was a huge pain in the ass randomly dies. June 14th, 2008 Today's episode of BattleBots is an hour long special full of 7 fights featuring all weight classes. Complete Control, Frenzy, Toro, Beta Raptor, and other favorites enter the fray in the road to the finals. June 8th, 2008 Yesterday's episode of BattleBots was full of all kinds of hazard dancing and abuse. First the Pulverizer rearranged Rammstein's face, the Killsaws altered Evil Fish Tank and Toe Crusher, and the spike strip touched Deadblow in inappropriate places. All this and more in BattleBots Update! June 7th, 2008 The BattleBots quarterfinals continue on in the Light, Middle, and Super Heavy classes today with three fights full of broken down robots and all sorts of Killsaw dancing and fuckery. Diesector, Toe Crusher, Deadblow, and their opponents are back to try and advance on. June 1st, 2008 Quarterfinal action is underway in BattleBots with Revision Z, Spaz, and The Master all claiming places in the final four for their weight classes. Now it's time to relive Ronin, Buddy Lee, and Blade Runner's painful last moments in words and humor. May 31st, 2008 This week on BattleBots we get to see the bright shining face of Buddy Lee Don't Play in the Street come back into the arena (and get bitchslapped by Spaz). The Master, aka "Dong Bot 4000", is back and we also have some Super Heavyweight action. May 27th, 2008 Have you ever picked up a copy of Nintendo Power? You know the magazine I'm talking about, the official Nintendo one where even the worst games still got a B+ grade at the worst? Yeah, I've got a lot of back issues, a new column, and an axe to grind. May 25th, 2008 Save for the brutalization of Tazbot by Vlad the Impaler, our most recent episode of BattleBots was full of colorful spinners, sparks, destruction, and a silly robot cat (no not that god awful Mouser Mecha Catbot). May 24th, 2008 The quarterfinals of BattleBots season two start this week on RFSHQ with one Lightweight fight (featuring Ziggo) and two Heavyweight fights with Vlad the Impaler and Nightmare. May 20th, 2008 Due to some unseen database problems the RFSHQ forums were down for a while longer than we expected. However, today they go live once more and are back with a brand new skin and all sorts of nice fancy schmancy things. Click the news icon to be taken to the forum thread with the full low-down. May 18th, 2008 Yesterday's episode of BattleBots wrapped up the preliminary rounds of season 2 when Kegger, Scrap Daddy MW 110, and Subject to Change Without Reason were all sent packing. Sadly we won't be seeing much more of Scrap Daddy this season but at least we've got our memories, and BattleBots Update right? May 17th, 2008 If I didn't know any better I'd say that today's episode of BattleBots contains only two-wheeled robots, except for the fact that Deadblow is hanging around punching holes in things. (PS: We have Scrap Daddy again.) May 11th, 2008 Everyone in yesterday's episode of BattleBots died by getting flipped over. Bigger Brother, Super Chiabot, Minion, and Tripulta Raptor all fell victim to not being able to drive upside down or do anything except show off their underbellies to the audience. I avoid the penis jokes in this week's Update. May 10th, 2008 Today's episode of BattleBots features a couple of quick knock outs, so Comedy Central was nice enough to grace us with four battles instead of three. That means I've got 33% more work for BattleBots Update tomorrow! May 4th, 2008 Did you see how totally hardcore Scrap Daddy LW 55 took it to the ass from Ziggo? I told you it was worth it, now you get to hear me make all kinds of lame jokes like "they should call it LW 20 after that fight hurf durf". May 3rd, 2008 Today's BattleBots episode really only has one thing to offer: Ziggo. Ziggo versus the sCRAPtacular Scrap Daddy LW 55. If there was ever a "best of" list in BattleBots fights, this is up there somewhere. April 27th, 2008 You'd almost think that the fights from the previous episode were rigged in the ego-maniacal United States' favor. Maybe they were, but that's not my call to make. I just make fun of all of the pointless from and commentary from the show, shut up and read this week's BattleBots Update. April 26th, 2008 Season two of BattleBots continues on with a special "UK vs. USA" episode: Three battles of armored machines from England versus their North American counterparts. So maybe it's not a SPECIAL episode but hey we have Killerhurtz, interested yet? April 20th, 2008 The first episode of season two was full of crazy robots like Snake and Buddy Lee and No Tolerance. I think everyone's just gone fucking crazy if you want my honest opinion on BattleBots. Mercifully next week's episode isn't an hour long special. Enjoy the Update. April 19th, 2008 BattleBots season two "officially" starts this weekend on RFSHQ! Last week's episode was a special promo, but this time around we've got this insane hour long special with SIX fights. Writing BattleBots Update this week is going to be a pain in the ass. April 13th, 2008 There was only one fight in this week's installment of BattleBots but somehow I managed to make this article the longest one to date. There were plenty of new robots to poke fun at and a lot of new hazards to talk about. Enjoy it, I'm going to go be alone with my birthday cake now. April 12th, 2008 If you thought season one of BattleBots was full of action wait until you see what the second season has in store. RFSHQ has a special archived copy of the season two "preview" episode full of new robots, new hazards, and... Jay Leno? April 6th, 2008 RFSHQ made Internet history by presenting BattleBots online for the first time ever. Season one came to a brilliant end with knock outs and upsets galore, and the whole tournament was wrapped up with some spectacular rumbles; now here's what we think. April 5th, 2008 The finals may be long over, but there is still unfinished business in the realm of BattleBots season one. We have Middleweight and Heavyweight rumbles and a great re-cap episode to bridge us into season two land. Catch the action one more time! April 1st, 2008 If you missed us on April Fool's (because it wasn't a BattleBots day) then you missed out on a rather silly homepage prank. Goose in all of his curious power of PHP and CSS flipped the entire website upside down. We've got the results saved here in case you missed it. March 31st, 2008 Perhaps you remember The Dark Channel, one of RFSHQ's last remaining affiliates that closed down a few months ago. The Dark Channel, a Flash loop website, is now re-hosted by RFSHQ under their new name "Poop Loops" (no I don't get it either). They have a new loop every 10 days. March 30th, 2008 The finals may be over from season one, but the action gets to live on one more time in BattleBots Update. Revisit the carnage the destruction (and maybe even the upsets) and join us next week for more BattleBots action. March 29th, 2008 This weekend on BattleBots we present the spectacular finals from the Middleweight, Heavyweight, and Superheavyweight classes. This is it, the final two from each remaining class are ready to take it all or go home in pieces. March 23rd, 2008 The road to the finals came to an end yesterday on BattleBots, with the final three semifinal fights coming to spectacular endings. Next week is finals week (but not in school!) so relive the semi's one more time before it's Zero Hour. March 22nd, 2008 BattleBots Semifinal action continues with crowd favorites Hazard, Voltarc, Killerhurtz, and DooAll returning to the arena for a shot at their division's finals. We're down the final four in each remaining class, who will go on, and who's going home? March 16th, 2008 Yesterday's installment of BattleBots showcased some serious wreckage from the semifinals including Deadblow and Minion driving all over their opponents and crushing them to victory. BattleBots Update is up today to do exactly what the name implies. March 15th, 2008 BattleBots is all new today (if you missed it on TV at least) with Middle, Heavy, and Super Heavyweight quarter/semifinals action. Minion, Vlad The Impaler, and Deadblow all take on the opposition today. March 9th, 2008 Yesterday's installment of BattleBots was full of insane amounts of damage and a fair share of upsets when Mauler was sent home packing even after they broke enough stuff off of Killerhurtz to turn it into a Lightweight. Fire up the episode one more time, we have an Update column today! March 8th, 2008 Today's installment of BattleBots season one shows up the return of Mauler, someone we haven't seen since episode one. We've also got appearances from Vlad, Overkill, and Killerhurtz. March 3rd, 2008 Perhaps the general consensus among RFSHQ community members is that Club Penguin is a crappy kids' game but regardless of the fact it's where I work, and recently a 25 minute long "1 year anniversary" special was produced. Whether you hate the game or don't care, it's a fun bit of social commentary and worth a view. March 2nd, 2008 Yesterday's episode of BattleBots showcased the debut of the legendary Hazard, although its premiere fight was less than the spectacular shows we are used to seeing from the robot. We also got to see Ginsu, the hellspawn of Home Depot and a monster truck. March 1st, 2008 With the Lightweight division out of the way, the first season of BattleBots steps up to the heavier classes. Today's episode showcases the debut of the legendary Middleweight Hazard. February 27th, 2008 Back in 2006 RFS made a thread about the Taco Bell sauce packets with the silly random phrases on the back. The community came up with a few funny ones of their own, and of course goose being goose he made a script to automate the process. The script was lost with the server move... until now. February 24th, 2008 The Lightweight finals make their encore performance in this week's BattleBots Update. Did you catch the implied sexual humor with Mouser Mecha Catbot's segment? No? Well, we did. February 23rd, 2008 In today's BattleBots episode we light up the Lightweight finals. Alpha Raptor, Backlash, Das Bot, and Mouser Mecha Catbot are the last four competitors. Who will take home the Giant Nut? February 20th, 2008 Personally I don't see what's so bad about the Dark Lord. If you ask me, I think he looks like the life of the party in this week's new Flash loop. February 17th, 2008 If you saw yesterday's BattleBots you can imagine that we were going to point out Deadblow's epic pecker breaking. If you guessed so, congratulations you are correct (are we really that predictable)! February 16th, 2008 We've got all kinds of carnage planned today in BattleBots. See the debut fight of Deadblow, the return of Pressure Drop, and check out Minion's replacement saw. February 13th, 2008 With today's new loop we're perpetuating our "make fun of Guitar Hero" joke as well as not letting that noisy Dragonforce band die. By the way, yesterday (the 12th) was AUnet's 2nd birthday. We need a new hobby. February 12th, 2008 Forums get boring (if you're 12) so to help pass the time when nobody is making an ass of themselves ss_toast and goose have set up a fancy little band/album generator. Check it out for more info and how it all works. February 11th, 2008 After a few weeks of digging and collecting treasure, we are proud to present the initial version of the "RFS Quote Generator", a generator that does exactly what the name implies. This flavor of generator contains quotes from the Club Penguin Forums. February 10th, 2008 We hope you enjoyed our sixth episode of BattleBots season one yesterday. As you can see, the crowd favorites didn't win any of their fights so to sum it all up we've repackaged the action in our Update column "Crowd Favorites Never Win". February 9th, 2008 Today's episode of BattleBots is just full of crowd favorites. We've got the Heavyweight champion Biohazard, the Superheavyweight stomper Mechadon, and the colorful Lightweight Tentomushi. Spoiler alert, none of them win. Go figure. February 6th, 2008 For some reason none of us here at RFSHQ can escape our past; wherever we go it comes back to haunt us - usually in the form of awful Vault articles. Today's is different, it's a Pokemon Flash loop. Admit it, you did it too. February 3rd, 2007 We don't have any Super Sunday plans here on RFSHQ, and we hope that yours won't interrupt your regular weekend program viewing schedule here, don't make us feel lonely. Today's BattleBots Update covers the Lightweight rumble and other stuff from Episode 105. February 2nd, 2007 We've got a special treat in this weekend's episode of BattleBots. Perhaps it's the Superheavyweight bashfest between DooAll and SLAM? Or maybe the dance of death with Biohazard and Mjollnir. No, it's the Lightweight Rumble! January 30th, 2008 Before Michael Richards hated black people he played the legendary role of Stanley Spadowski the Janitor in Weird Al's movie "UHF". We've covered it before on AUnet and we're doing it again. January 27th, 2008 This weekend's BattleBots Update is full of wonderful things like mispronunciations and other literary devices used in place of television commentary. We also have knock outs. Lots of knock outs. (And cardboard dragons.) January 26th, 2008 In today's BattleBots "re-premiere" we've got three fights and three brutal knock outs starring some of your favorite robots including Backlash, Blade Runner, and Diesector. January 23rd, 2008 I guess there's something about trippy hallucination/brainwashing GIFs and music that just make great Flash loops. Please allow me to introduce Yoshi and, as Max Headroom says, The Ar-ar-ar-art of Noise. January 22nd, 2008 We're really opening the "vault" so to speak this time, but not in a "pre-RFSHQ" sense. Today's update is a feature length film; no, we didn't make it. It's a redub of a Bruce Lee movie ala Mystery Science Theater. Check the forums for more information. January 21st, 2008 With the "initial success" of their first CD, RFS and kickedsomeass set out to create a second album right away (in all honesty they mixed enough tracks for a double release). January 20th, 2008 Yesterday's BattleBots had a number of events that were literally walking punchlines. Luckily for you RFSHQ is here to connect the rather easy dots and offer them up in today's BattleBots Update. January 19th, 2008 It's the weekend and that means another episode of BattleBots premiers on RFSHQ. This week we've got battles in the Light, Middle, and Heavyweight divisions - the Middleweight fight featuring the stomperbot Pressure Drop. January 16th, 2008 Words cannot describe how I feel about this week's new Flash loop. Well, one word can: "scared". (Don't worry, just relax!) January 14th, 2008 Update: there is a database issue and floops will temporarily be down, sorry Floops is a project that has been casually worked on for a few months and is now ready to be launched as a public beta. Users can upload a GIF and a sound file into Floops and the result is a Flash loop that you can show to your friends. Try it out! January 13th, 2008 Relive the action of yesterday's BattleBots (while laughing) with its follow-up Update column. Sure we had three winners yesterday but how well do they fare against WORDS? January 12th, 2008 Last week RFSHQ made Internet history by being the first to bring a full episode of BattleBots online. This week we're continuing on with the next episode. Check it out as Voltarc, Bender, Killerhurtz, Knome II, Minion, and Gray Matter battle it out! January 10th, 2008 Early 2001 marked a place in Radio F history when the group actually attempted something "radio-like", creating music. Originally released and sold under the name "On", you can now nab the album for free here on RFSHQ! January 9th, 2008 Did you miss the Flash loops in our downtime? No? Yeah, that was expected. Well since we're back in action again and it's Wednesday... here's the obligatory Flash loop, starring Michael Cera. January 6th, 2008 The very first episode of BattleBots showed up yesterday and right behind the video comes the first installment of BattleBots Update. Check it out for a second look at the fights and robots. January 5th, 2008 It is time. After an ungodly long period of planning, editing, and playing tag through snail mail BattleBots is ready to see the light of day once more. We're kicking off the series from ground zero: episode one, season one. December 25th, 2007 RFSHQ.com would like to wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and your families. We apologize for the lack of content (even crappy flash loops) and we look to continue normally once again in 2008. We hope to see you there! December 5th, 2007 In short, the Ultimate Fighting Championship is where men go to have an excuse to act like they have huge balls -- until someone kicks them there and then repeatedly has his face assaulted by someone else's appendages. We hope this new loop summarizes it well. December 1st, 2007 People worry about things like heart attacks and car accidents killing them in the long run. In reality there is a 100% chance that the object of your demise will be manufactured in China. Reading this article may very well deter your death and prolong your life. November 29th, 2007 After being held under wraps for well over three years, RFSHQ's most ambitious project is now underway: a complete online listing of the BattleBots television series. Every episode. Every season. Catch the Voltarc vs Bender teaser video NOW. November 28th, 2007 The film "300" spawned numerous Leonidas memes on the Internet. Staff writer MATT DAMON!!! even has a mask of the guy... but today's loop is all about how Leonidas finds the power to just go on... and on... and on (in bed). November 27th, 2007 Today's site update is not a content update but actually an update to the Staff page since it was insanely out of date. The links to everyone's pages do not work yet but right now I've got pictures of 23 out of 24 RFSHQ staff writers/moderators, so if you'd like to see who makes all this possible now you can! November 26th, 2007 Using the help of Wikipedia, Levon has created a fantastic cartoon for us all where forum personality Vital Viper gives a tell-all lecture on the fantastic fruit "banana". November 22nd, 2007 Garry's Mod for Half Life 2 is one of those sandbox-type programs that lets you build stuff and blow it up (or hang G-Man from trees). Recently users have been gettin' their BattleBots on in "Garry's Bots", and we've got pics and stats of the robots here. November 21st, 2007 Thanksgiving is this week, so in honor of the grand celebration of Americans overeating (more than they do on any normal day at least) I present to you a choice 100% Grade-A USDA approved prime cut GIF from the movie Dodgeball. November 17th, 2007 Levon has packed up a special cartoon today featuring yours truly taking a walk. Straight into traffic. Check out the only cartoon to date where RFS runs himself over (with Gary Coleman). November 15th, 2007 Fancy hotels, computer generated vocals, bizarre music sequences, and Flash loops. It must mean that Levon Toons launches on RFSHQ today! Check out the first installment in the series with "Mr. Levon's Holiday". November 14th, 2007 Guitar Hero is all the rage these days and I really REALLY wish I knew why. It's like DDR for people who are even more unathletic but still want to look cool. Hear me now, you're playing a glorified air guitar, chump. November 13th, 2007 Pixel art is great fun, so what started out as a fun MSN Messenger side project eventually became an interactive pixel art construction tool on the RFSHQ forums. Check out squirrel007's "Colorblocks" and the community's creations. November 9th, 2007 People make stupid inventions and machines that warrant even stupider warning and danger signs. Thankfully someone has successfully capitalized on this need for dumb signs and created a generator that the forums quickly jumped on. November 7th, 2007 Happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountaintops and waterfalls of caramel. Prancing nougat in the meadows sing a song of satisfaction to the world. The world. November 2nd, 2007 Recovered from the annals of the Internet, a set of Sonic the Hedgehog screenshot edits has made its way into The Vault. Much like the "Dream Matches" article, these images were a Twilight Foundry production made in 2002. November 1st, 2007 Have you checked out Free Rider yet? It's actually a pretty sweet motorcycle game where you can build your own tracks. Interested? Check out the yellow tab up top that says "F. Rider". In the meantime, this article is all about awesome user-made tracks! October 31st, 2007 Today's Halloween and Awesome Video Games has a great multipart Halloween special that's all about trick or treating! Head on over to the AVG Season 2 page for a six part update, I'm sure this is better than a stupid Wednesday Flash loop too. October 30th, 2007 Awesome Video Games presents a second installment of HAUNTED video games for all of you ghouls and ghostettes to enjoy this Halloween season. Get into the scary mood with Ghouls N Ghosts, Maniac Mansion, and... Baseball? October 29th, 2007 Awesome Video Games is getting ready for their "Halloween Special"! Join us this haunted holiday season for an AVG mini-series about spooky NES classics! October 28th, 2007 There's a new show on the horizon here at RFSHQ. "Let's Play!" is a series in the works that's about video game walkthroughs and commentary. Check out the forums to see the pilot teaser video and let us know what you think! October 24th, 2007 Here at RFSHQ we use every excuse available to whore out the music of Aphex Twin. No really. It's a spaztic bunny doll from Hell, and it wants to eat your soul. October 21st, 2007 Energizing Energy Drinks was one of the highest rated/viewed series of articles on the site, so today we present an encore performance; Part IV of the... quadrilogy? Is that even a word? October 20th, 2007 Perhaps it's not a new subject, the fact that Mexican food will probably give you intestinal distress, but let me ask you something else: Are diarrhea jokes funny? Yes. Yes they are. I ate a Taco Bueno... and I shouldn't have. October 18th, 2007 The fifth installment of the Awesome Video Games Gyromite special, R.O.B. decides that his awesomeness surpasses that of the original cast and takes it upon himself to assume command over the show. October 17th, 2007 AUnet should be the place where old RFSHQ memes go to die, instead I just make them live longer. It's a horrible thing really. This week's new loop takes a look at iKitty, a specimen from a PeTA shock video. Leave it to Texas Tech to bolt an I/O port to a cat. Why? WHY NOT. October 11th, 2007 Awesome Video Games' Gyromite special continues forward with their fourth installment about their insane murderous Robotic Operating Buddy. Will they just smash him already or something? October 10th, 2007 Old video games are awesome. Kirby is awesome. Those insane wheel enemies that charge at you like a raging bull? Not awesome, and I'm sure the guy in our next loop would agree. October 8th, 2007 Wal-Mart's the place to be... if you'd like to experience the lowest of the low in terms of American society. Either way, we managed to get our hands on a nice list of employee security codes from Wal-Mart, definitely worth taking a peek at. October 6th, 2007 Very rarely does a television corporation screw up, even rarer do they screw up in such a manner that's noticeable to the average viewer. Someone spilled coffee on the computers and Cartoon Network had a ten minute seizure. October 5th, 2007 A long time ago I had an idea for a short story publication, but I never got around to finishing it all up so instead I'll put it online for free. I survived twelve years of school, and in this story you'll find out how I made friends with the detention lady. October 3rd, 2007 If you're savvy with Flash loop history, you'll catch this week's reference to one of the genre's pioneers. If not, well, then I'll come off as an arrogant asshole who makes fun of the crippled. September 30th, 2007 Just before RFSHQ crashed and went offline in December 2006 we were in the middle of releasing three packs of "vintage" Radio F Show bumper images that were taken for the show before it was the show you all know today. Here's the final batch of 2002 images. September 27th, 2007 Awesome Thursdays continue on RFSHQ with the third installment of Awesome Video Games' "Gyromite" series. With ROB in control of the spinning gyros will it be using its manipulative powers for good or evil? September 26th, 2007 Months ago Vanilla Ice helped sponsor a YouTube contest about tax raps, and his incredibly bizarre mannerisms and facial expressions became an instant forum hit. His genius is revisited in this week's new loop. September 23rd, 2007 The Nutrisystem Challenge comes to an end with this latest installment, and we've saved the worst (and best) for last. If you're wondering what the hell this news icon is supposed to be, click it and read on. I dare you. September 20th, 2007 Last week we got a taste of the new Awesome Video Games, and the episode was also a cliffhanger. Find out what ROB can do with Gyromite after he gets passed his murderous tendencies! September 19th, 2007 I know for AUnet I pass up anime and edited GIFs, but when I came across this one from The Price is Right I couldn't help myself. The price is wrong, bitch. September 13th, 2007 After an entire summer of production and filming, Far From Subtle Productions' series "Awesome Video Games" is finally ready to launch the second season of their show. Season Two of AVG kicks off with Episode #13: "Gyromite"! September 12th, 2007 In the middle of us making fun of American tragedies by comparing them to virtual American tragedies, we really should take the time to take a stand against stereotypes. Hopefully this Asian with mad skills can show us the way. September 11th, 2007 There's a reason why I timed this article to be released on September 11th. Austin Powers - Oh, Behave! can only be described as one of the ultimate crimes against humanity. This "game" is proof that there is no God. September 9th, 2007 Once upon a time Goose posted a picture of himself on a motorcycle. A day or so after "once upon a time" people began to Photoshop him into various locations and in a matter of days our lovable Administrator had traveled the world and engaged in terrorist activity! September 7th, 2007 Over a year ago I started another trilogy of crappy food products, this time being the over-advertised Nutrisystem weight loss bullshit. I forgot I had finished the other articles until recently, so today I present to you part two of this series! September 5th, 2007 "Hi, I'm Kenny Rogers and this is Jackass. This is the Bat Fetcher Trick with my teeth stupid redneck laughter." September 4th, 2007 Robot combat, at one point in time, was a very profitable (and nerdy) fad worldwide. Looking to make a quick buck early on, the BBC decided to create some games featuring the Robot Wars television show. Unfortunately they forgot to hire people with talent. September 1st, 2007 With Super Smash Bros Brawl right around the corner (read: December), Nintendo is starting to release all of the games that feature the characters on the Wii Virtual Console. What on Earth were they thinking when they made Kid Icarus? August 29th, 2007 We are eternally thankful that America's Funniest Home Videos sends us all of their rejected video tapes. This gem of a video shows the perils of jumping on an inflatable raft while it's being blown up. Don't worry, it's fake. August 28th, 2007 Stepped on a rusty nail lately? Not up to date with your shots and immunities? Hopefully this little pamphlet we have assembled will help you learn what to do and where to go. August 24th, 2007 When it's over, it's over. The final installment in the Radio F trilogy of tapes, the self titled "FUCK RADIO", is re-issued in digital format today. Although this is the end of the "true" classic Radio F content, there is much more Vault stuff to be found later on. August 22nd, 2007 Yes, I know we accidentally skipped a week in flash loops, that's a mybad. We're back up to speed now. Today's new loop features the Reverend Al Sharpton in what we like to call "Sharpton gets down". August 18th, 2007 After a short break from poisoning myself with disgusting energy drinks, we are back in action with the final installment of "Energizing Energy Drinks". We're down to the final three, who's gonna be left when it's all over? August 8th, 2007 I promise this new Flash loop is the last of the TV/movie references for a while. Today's loop poses the question, "House on Haunted Hill: scary thriller, or comedy goldmine?" You be the judge. August 7th, 2007 There are games, and then there are "educational" games. Most games fall into the subjects of math or reading, but one dares to venture into the realm of science. Nanoscience. Will NanoQuest prove to be a decent learning experience, or is it total NanoGarbage of epic proportions? August 3rd, 2007 In recent times the super smash hit online game Club Penguin was purchased by the Disney company for $350M. I've been saving up a payload of bizarre and nasty screenshots from the game, and I feel at this time they are brilliantly appropriate. August 1st, 2007 Saving Private Ryan is one of those movies that every school district seems to have in their collection of videos that only really has about five different titles. After seeing the movie countless times I became intrigued with one particular scene, and by adding some fancy background music I have made it hilarious, check it out. July 29th, 2007 With The Radio F Show at its finale we have more in store right around the corner. We don't want to spoil too much, but we have put together a trailer of clips to show what we're bringing to the table soon. July 28th, 2007 In 2004 a project went underway that would remain a staple of RFSHQ for years to come. Fifty episodes and many short clips later "The Radio F Show" finally draws to a close. Episode #50 "The End" premiers today on RFSHQ as the production crew calls it quits to move on to bigger and better projects. July 26th, 2007 The Radio F Show keeps chugging along with the 49th installment to the series, Household Repair Kit 3000. Can we fix it? Yes we can! And if we can't, we'll damn well try to. July 25th, 2007 Everybody likes Mythbusters, and I'm pretty certain people like Home Improvement as well. So what happens when you cross the "drive a nail in one hit" myth with something that only Tim Allen could do? A flash loop. July 20th, 2007 Mysterious forum administrator goose comes out from hiding to unveil his latest weapon of mass Internet destruction. Unfortunately it's just an image rotator, but an easy to use and effective one. Check it out and use it on your forum or website. July 18th, 2007 Welp, the protesters that had signs and teddy bears and flowers won us over (so did the court) and AUnet's feeding tube was jammed back down its throat. We revived it, kind of like how after all of these years the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have resurfaced yet AGAIN. This is all an elaborate prank to tie two completely unrelated loops together. July 15th, 2007 Remember back when you used to post on message boards and there were always those guys who claimed they could make their own games? Remember how only like two of them ever did anything past the planning stage? Well today kraZy gets his hands dirty as he toys with "Waddles", boasted as "The fangame of the summer!". July 12th, 2007 I feel that it is only appropriate that we put out a Harry Potter article with the release of the new (and bad) Harry Potter movie. Many months ago the Jelly Belly company did the equivalent of Jones Soda and produced some horrible flavors of beans to tie into the movie... so we tried some. July 11th, 2007 Ever wonder what happens to Flash loops when they die? Well... lets find out. Like some kind of maniacal Michael Schiavo, AUnet's life support has been violently ripped out of its throat. July 7th, 2007 Well, I hope nobody lost any extremities during their 4th of July celebrations. With that aside it's time for something possibly a little more patriotic, license plates with your state on them. Actually not so much the plates, but rather some novelty frames you can make yourself... July 4th, 2007 Today's an important day in American history. On this day, we declared our independence from Britain and to celebrate, we blew each other's hands off with firecrackers. The Founding Fathers knew how to party. This week's Flash loop continues the legacy of American intelligence. June 30th, 2007 In 1997 the now mobile FUCK Radio was now under the alias "F Radio" and in that same year produced another cassette tape of jokes and skits much more offensive and suggestive than the first. Taking the spotlight once again after an entire decade of laying dormant, it's the re-issue of 1997's "Adventures & Shit". June 27th, 2007 The video may be long played out and old, but I can promise you when I made this last year it was new. If for some strange reason you've never seen the Nintendo 64 kid, then you'll like the new Flash loop. Otherwise... pretend I didn't say anything. June 23rd, 2007 Four new games were added to the arcade. RFS even shows up in one of them. Have fun playing 3D superball, Magicball, Starship legend, and UFO Shootout. June 22nd, 2007 Have you ever wanted to waste money on overpriced gimmicks? Harriet Carter is an online retailer of such "gifts" and almost a year ago I posted an article that took a look at some of these silly novelties. Today we have five more of these things that are WORSE than the first. June 20th, 2007 For those of you who are attentive (or just nosy) users of RFSHQ, you may have already seen this week's "new" flash loop parked at a domain we've owned for a while now. If not, well then get ready to see Happy Feet summarized in about ten seconds worth of audio. June 19th, 2007 Everyone loves ball pits which is why we added one to the RFSHQ Forums. The "Forum Ball Pit" is the final resting place of the best and funniest threads that have ever graced the website. To celebrate the new archival forum, we have compiled an article full of the "best of the best". June 16th, 2007 Once upon a time I worked for GameStop. As with all jobs I had to fill out an application with the store. Well, the application was rather odd to say the least so years down the road I felt compelled to sneak into the store, steal my application file, and post it on RFSHQ. June 13th, 2007 Wednesday means Flash loop day. This week's new loop is more mellow, not as loud as the previous few. Honestly I just wanted an excuse to play music from Donkey Kong 2, you'll understand what I mean once you pop this week's loop in. June 11th, 2007 In 1995, a white light shined down on two aspiring comedians and in this light a solitary cassette tape descended from the Heavens. Knowing what their mission was, the two set out to fill the tape with their jokes and humor to distribute to their friends. This is FUCK Radio. June 8th, 2007 Previously on RFSHQ we reviewed three energy drinks in a tantalizing article named "Energizing Energy Drinks". Three more drinks are ready to meet the likes of RFS and GRAVE DIGGER RULES in the cleverly titled "Energizing Energy Drinks: Part 2". June 6th, 2007 Back in the early 00's BattleBots dominated televisions nationwide. This week's new Flash loop relives one of the greatest hits of the series to the notes of the theme song. Nightmare versus Slam Job is heading your way. June 3rd, 2007 Back in 1999 - 2002, BattleBots was a killer television show. Remember all of those designs you thought about and drew on paper? We do too. Unfortunately not all of them are great designs, and we have the story of the WORST BattleBot design. Ever. May 31st, 2007 RFSHQ many not be Club Penguin's #1 fansite but we are fans of originality and you can't be more unique than TAS 1000, a Canadian band that created music and used vocals comprised entirely of answering machine messages. After being featured in Club Penguin, TAS 1000 is no more and since they're no longer selling their album, you can pick it up here! May 30th, 2007 Is it Wednesday already? This week's new Flash loop is for all of the Dead Rising fans. Sure, it's real video and not game footage, but I think it's what anyone would want to do to those annoying survivors, and Otis. May 29th, 2007 After dropping from the site in 2004, Code: BS returns but with a limited release of only the original 5 "test videos". Feel free to watch them but if you would like to see more (Shoe Films has 4 years worth!) send an email to shoehedgie(AT)gmail.com and say you want the series to come back to RFSHQ! We also have a Code: BS forum section to show support in. May 28th, 2007 Some of you may have forgotten by now, but Season Five of The Radio F Show isn't quite over yet. Although the videos may be marked "2006", they're still new to you! Matthew Dominguez dons the role of a hungry black man chasing a mobile KFC bucket in "Chicken Crisis", the 48th episode of the Show. May 27th, 2007 Visitors of the RFSHQ forums may have noticed a forum sitting among the gaming places for a Nintendo 64 tournament. Rather than keep you waiting while the admins are busy with the site, we appointed forum VIP mean2u to call the shots. Spots are open for Super Smash Bros., but they're limited so get them while they're hot! May 25th, 2007 Been wondering what Awesome Video Games is? If you haven't been by FFSTV.com yet, then you can check 'em out here. They may be old, but episodes 1 - 12 of Awesome Video Games have been added to the RFSHQ content database. When new episodes debut in the future you can catch 'em here and of course at their home at FFSTV.com. May 23rd, 2007 Today's new Flash loop has the perfect blend of P.O.D., basketball, and people in wheelchairs. And you thought extreme sports were only for those who could walk. May 21st, 2007 Ever been shopping for energy drinks and found yourself lost in a forest of crazy can graphics and bizarre ingredients? Allow RFSHQ to pull you up and out of the vortex of death with our first installment of Energizing Energy Drinks, an article where I drink all kinds of nasty crap and tell you that it is indeed "nasty crap". May 17th, 2007 Why anyone would want to hack and cheat in a game meant for elementary school students is beyond me, but for some reason hackers exist in the game Club Penguin. We decided it would be funny to mess with a wannabe hacker and make him jump through some hoops via an "automated" hacking robot though AOL Messenger. We'll let you figure out the rest of the story. May 13th, 2007 The Game Graveyard is alive (with zombies) with activity these days on RFSHQ. Up on the cutting board today is not a game persay, but a PC peripheral that can be used with a Nintendo 64 controller to play emulated games. Did I mention that this piece of crap hails from Asia and is riddled with pidgeon English? No? Well that's too bad. Buckle up and enjoy the joyride through hell. May 11th, 2007 In an effort to make learning fun and interesting for the kiddos, forum admin toAst teamed up with RFS to create some great geometry-inspired bumpers and images. It's too bad everything went downhill when they found out KKK hats look like triangles. May 9th, 2007 RFSHQ is back online and once again ready to launch the content you all know and love. Today is also RFSHQ's third birthday, and to commemmorate the occassion we have a special NES Review to pay homage to the content section that started the entire site. Bigfoot the monster truck is an awesome machine... Bigfoot the NES game? Not so much.	Awesome Video Games BattleBots BattleBots Update Extras And Exclusives Forum Receptacle The Game Graveyard Juicy Tidbits The Kids In The House Let`s Play! Levon Toons Nintendo Powerless Photophile The Radio F Show Theater Room The TXT Dumpster The Vault Are you a talented writer, video director, or animator and want to have your content featured on RFSHQ?Contact us cool sites Poop Loops
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